Evolution Says We Came from Rocks, not “Primordial Goo”

Just thought that I would straighten out a particular point in the whole evolution fantasy theory.

Since those arguing for Evolutionary theory are not scientists but theorists, I am certainly qualified to join the fray as I too need not use actual facts, but can argue with the best of them; only needing a college degree in ANYthing, which I do possess.

Even though the evolutionary story is emphatic about where humans came from; most recently monkeys, then before that amphibians and before that primordial goo; the fantasy is then picked up by the likes of Rod Serling describing “The Big Bang”, because evolutionary theory’s best guess is that there was a big bang a very long time ago.

So, really, we came from a big bang before anything else. And, according to the meteorologists in charge of big bang theories, this accidental big bang was made up of space rock. Hence > Big Bang > primordial goo > amphibians > monkeys > humans > PHD evolutionary theorists.

Humans came from rock. This is what our public schools and secondary EDU specialists are saying. I am currently making payments on my BFA degree for the privilege of learning that we came from rocks.

One has to be a specialist in one or two fields of study in order to understand all of the connections and apparently it can’t be easily explained to simple morons as myself with nothing more than a meager bachelor’s degree. Don’t we feel fortunate that we have folks who stayed in school long enough to understand that we came from rocks.